A downloadable Game for Windows

An Endless deck-builder roguelike featuring quite a few mechanics to help you get as far away from those cops as possible.

Micromanage fuel, effects and a vast supply of beer in order to escape the exponentially speeding up cops! (and the observable universe in the process)

HOW IT WORKS:     (TUTORIAL OF SORTS)

- Core Loop: At the start of a given round, there will be a required distance which you need to pass in order to continue living. Use your cards strategically to meet this quota

- Mechanics: On the right you'll see a number above the fuel, that is your gearAny distance you get is multiplied by your gear, it is essential later on to completely max this out as much as possible. Most things can be hovered over to explain what they do.

- The Shop: After each round, you earn $3 and enter the shop, where you can buy beer bottles, more cards and the ability to clone/upgrade existing cards.

- Beer Bottles: Stackable consumables which provide big old buffs. :)

Theres more to find out but just play the damn game and learn for yourself
(ps: i forgot to add a quit button in the middle of the game so prepare your alt f4)


please do not look into the source code of this game. it is unironically so bad that I shed a tear when I think about it. This was made in 5 days for a mini game jam i was in with friends.

I had no time for elegance. Do not expect polish


CREDITS: https://pastebin.com/N1nAgp2X

also don't be too quick when moving through menus. you might break the game, you can up the speed in the options tab of the main menu though.



Published 2 days ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows
Author‎ ‎ ‎ceo of itchio
GenreCard Game
Made withUnity
TagsDeck Building, Roguelike
Average sessionA few seconds
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse

Download

Download
Drunk Driving Balatro.zip 36 MB

Install instructions

extract and open the .exe

Comments

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Bless Your Soul I Now Have A Game To Play On My Phone While Drinking And Driving

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Holy shit I travled past the observable universe to get out of getting a speeding ticket.